It’s been a dramatic few days, and as I write, a whole locker-room full of coaches is facing the sack, jockeying to try and find other teams or biting their nails about their first ever trip to the dole office. In fact, the kind of frenetic behind-the-scenes wrangling that’s been going on in the last couple of weeks is something of a novelty for most Bundesliga fans: Van Gaal, Magath, Veh, Skibbe, Littbarski, Dutt, Tuchel, Heynckes – 8 out of the 18 club trainers in Germany’s top football league are making more headlines than the teams they coach.
Bayern München, for example, is looking to get rid of Louis van Gaal; and yesterday just isn’t soon enough. Why? Well, for this champion record-breaking team, their current league position is a scandal – only fourth?! This means that they are not even sure of a Champions’ League place, which in turn has led to a rather acrimonious atmosphere between coach van Gaal and the director-duo Rummenigge-Uli Hoeneß. Then again, with no good replacement around, it seems as if they’ll have to bite the bullet and let him run until the end of the season whilst harrying him about that Champions’ League spot.
Meanwhile, Felix Magath is rumoured to be leaving Schalke – well, if by “rumoured to be leaving” you mean: “Tönnies wants him out”. Yes, the chief of the Board of Directors doesn’t like his style, despite his success in the Champions’ League, where Schalke have got through to the quarter finals, and in the DFB cup, where 04 are in the final. Tönnies’ big problem is that Magath also sits on the Board of Directors and, as such, can’t simply be fired.
Unlike his counterpart in Hamburg, Armin Veh. The HSV directors spent two years recruiting Frank Arnesen as sporting director, and then promptly lost Armin Veh as the Supervisory Board sacked the Board of Directors (don’t ask – German company law is very, very complicated). Veh announced his departure for the end of this season, but his team clearly thought he had already left and suffered a crushing 0:6 defeat this weekend. This then led one of the boards (the one that is itself getting fired) to sack him with immediate effect. Michael Oenning, his assistant, will be taking over temporarily.
Speaking of assistants, Pierre Littbarski started out as one. Then his boss, Steve McClaren, left Wolfsburg and he had to take over; he didn’t seem particularly happy about this, though, and has looked oddly distanced recently – even as his team lost 1:2 to Nuremberg and slipped down to 17th place. The problem is that Dieter Hoeneß, whilst being the all-powerful director of the team, does not have the magic power necessary to simply wizard in an adequate replacement without prior research, so he stays. Nevertheless, no-one really expects him to survive the week.
Meanwhile, rumours of ersatz are being heard at Frankfurt, too, who have been the most unsuccessful team in the second leg of Bundesliga play to date this season – even their first goal of 2011 against Schalke 04 did not result in a victory. After 7 defeats and 2 draws, there are calls for coach Skibbe to go, but he’s lucky inasmuch as the Chairman of the Board of Directors, Heribert Bruchhagen, is not the kind of man to make hasty decisions. Nevertheless, if Eintracht Frankfurt don’t win against St. Pauli next week and push their losing run into double figures, there will be no choice but to get Skibbe to skedaddle.
Then again, you can’t chuck coaches out unless you’ve got good replacements, and good ones are hard to come by. In Germany at the moment, the only ones who come to mind are Dutt (currently Freiburg), Heynckes (still Leverkusen) and Tuchel (still Mainz), and Tuchel just keeps repeating that he is happy where he is. Heynckes, however, used to be in Munich and might well want to return, and Dutt would then a possible replacement for him a Leverkusen.
With all these failed coaches, the $64,000 question is: what makes the good ones good? How do Dutt, Tuchel and, say, Klopp at Dortmund or Hecking at Nuremberg or Slomka at Hannover manage to do so well and be so popular? Is it because they are known as “coaches with a concept” whilst the other ones often just seem to be tooling around by trial and error? If you want my opinion, I reckon it’s more simple than that: it’s because they’re allowed to work in peace.
Just look at all the teams with “trainer troubles”: in reality, the problem is meddling directors, whether it be Hoeneß and Rummenigge in Munich, Tönnies, Dieter Hoeneß or… well, just everyone at HSV. All of them want to tell the coaches how to do their jobs, but instead of directing, they end up confusing. Meanwhile, the current top six – Dortmund, Leverkusen, Hannover, Mainz, Nuremberg and Freiburg all have relaxed boards of directors who are willing to let the coaches find their own way to success.
Results Matchday 26:
1. FC Köln – Hannover 96 4:0
Bayern München – Hamburger SV 6:0
FC Schalke 04 – Eintracht Frankfurt 2:1
VfL Wolfsburg – 1. FC Nürnberg 1:2
1899 Hoffenheim – Borussia Dortmund 1:0
1. FC Kaiserslautern – SC Freiburg 2:1
Werder Bremen – Borussia Mönchengladbach 1:1
1. FSV Mainz 05 – Bayer Leverkusen 0:1
FC St. Pauli – VfB Stuttgart 1:2
Table:
1 Borussia Dortmund 61 P
2 Bayer Leverkusen 52 P
3 Hannover 96 47 P
4 Bayern München 45 P
5 1. FSV Mainz 05 43 P
6 1. FC Nürnberg 42 P
7 SC Freiburg 37 P
8 Hamburger SV 37 P
9 1899 Hoffenheim 36 P
10 FC Schalke 04 33 P
11 1. FC Köln 32 P
12 Werder Bremen 29 P
13 VfB Stuttgart 28 P
14 1. FC Kaiserslautern 28 P
15 Eintracht Frankfurt 28 P
16 FC St. Pauli 28 P
17 VfL Wolfsburg 26 P
18 Borussia Mönchengladbach 23 P






